Thotologue 

An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.

Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....

Thotologue by Mandingo Shakespeare February 6, 2017

Thotology 

The study of hoes and all hoe associated studies. Sometimes referred to as whoreficulture or cumistry

Here Jimbo I bought you this Thotology book so you can stop being a pansy bitch!

Thotology by Versace December 29, 2014

Thotology 

The psychology of a thot
The way a thots mind works

Some people may study psychology
But thots study thotology to become a professional thot or have a career as a thot

Thotology by ACNJ31 May 4, 2014

Thotologist 

One who studies/knows thots, knows their thot-like ways.

Yeah Jordan was a thotologist, he just knows how to communicate with them. He makes appointments with them and everything!

Thotologist by lollipop rainbow October 18, 2015

Thotology 

The study of thots; A course that teaches how to identify thots

Thotology is the most important class

Thotology by 1Joe1 July 16, 2022

Tomologue

A long, dramatic, completely improvised monologue by Tom Mayo from Shoot from the Hip

I can recite the entire Tomologue from 'The Strange Noises from the Hole in the Wall'.

Tomologue by SnowFromTheHip September 20, 2026