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Thotologue 

An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.
Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....
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Thotology 

The study of hoes and all hoe associated studies. Sometimes referred to as whoreficulture or cumistry
Here Jimbo I bought you this Thotology book so you can stop being a pansy bitch!
Thotology by Versace December 29, 2014
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Thotology 

The psychology of a thot
The way a thots mind works
Some people may study psychology
But thots study thotology to become a professional thot or have a career as a thot
Thotology by ACNJ31 May 4, 2014

Thotologist 

One who studies/knows thots, knows their thot-like ways.
Yeah Jordan was a thotologist, he just knows how to communicate with them. He makes appointments with them and everything!
Thotologist by lollipop rainbow October 18, 2015

Thotology 

The study of thots; A course that teaches how to identify thots
Thotology is the most important class
Thotology by 1Joe1 July 16, 2022
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026