Thotologue

An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.

Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....

by Mandingo Shakespeare February 6, 2017

Thotology

The study of hoes and all hoe associated studies. Sometimes referred to as whoreficulture or cumistry

Here Jimbo I bought you this Thotology book so you can stop being a pansy bitch!

by Versace December 29, 2014

Thotology

The psychology of a thot
The way a thots mind works

Some people may study psychology
But thots study thotology to become a professional thot or have a career as a thot

by ACNJ31 May 4, 2014

Thotologist

One who studies/knows thots, knows their thot-like ways.

Yeah Jordan was a thotologist, he just knows how to communicate with them. He makes appointments with them and everything!

by lollipop rainbow October 18, 2015

Thotology

The study of thots; A course that teaches how to identify thots

Thotology is the most important class

by 1Joe1 July 16, 2022