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Thing 1 and Thing 2

2 retarted kids, 2 down Syndrome kids, 2 autistic kids, etc.
Person: Thing 1 and thing 2 are shitting themselves again.

the thing 20 

The way 2020 has pretty much ended
The number 20 as just unluckiest
The thing 20,
20 years from now, do you remember what happened in 2020, yeahhhh the thing 20
the thing 20 by anonymous September 14, 2020

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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

2 things 

More than 1 thing and less that 3 things.
Hym "...Hahaha!"

Iam "Oh! Before we go, 2 things: To answer your question about 'what we imitate,' the thing we imitate is 'the thing that creates the world with articulated thought.' I don't know if you were leaving it open for dramatic effect or if you genuinely don't know the answer but, yeah... And about the postmodernist assertion that the impetus behind our action is the drive to power. The reason the is no articulated counter argument is that he his correct. But only situationally. That is a thing that people do, sometimes. That's what you haven't seemed to learn yet. There is no 'We.' There is only 'You (in aggregate)' I think it's a bit of a projection on his part. So, yeah, that's the response. 'Situationally but not in general.' "
2 things by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler 

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler
10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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