Thing 1

A boy who is your main crush above all, hence ;thing 1; Usually crush lasts a few years, may have know him and previously talked to him, usually has a ugly girlfriend who resembles a guy and therefore makes your friends say you are better looking.

Girl 1- Ughh I have a new crush

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- Thing 1

Girl 2- Oh is he your main crush?

Girl 1- Yup

by Thing 1 Expert September 23, 2009

Thing 1 and Thing 2

2 retarted kids, 2 down Syndrome kids, 2 autistic kids, etc.

Person: Thing 1 and thing 2 are shitting themselves again.

by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

Thing 1, Super Thing, Thing Thing, Chocolate Thunder or Ben

Its a Thing Thing, you wouldn't understand.

"Thing 1, Super Thing, Thing Thing, Chocolate Thunder or Ben"

by eddnd March 9, 2020

Doin 1 Thing

A Phrase Used Mostly In Philly. It Means "Pop" Or "The Bomb" Or "Super Awesome".

- Yooooo Bruh ! This Weed Is Doin 1 Thing !!

by Cee N. Banqem December 4, 2009

Thing 1

One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.

by EpicLLama May 1, 2021