thickburger 

Any variety of the no-showering, mustard-chugging, brick wall-fighting people who look like the white Mr. T.

What's up dog? Did you see Steve last night? He drank a handle of Captain's and headbutted a mirror. I almost died because I locked him out of the kitchen. What a thickburger.

thickburger by dubchee September 10, 2006

monster thickburger

The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.

Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!

monster thickburger by roundthewheel October 23, 2007

Monster Thickburger

The thing in the front of my pants.

My Monster Thickburger was a combo deal with her Arby's Big Montana.

Monster Thickburger by John Stockton's Shorts December 17, 2004

Thwackburger Junior 

The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.

The system is completely hosed; Thwackburger Junior must have been working on it again.

Thwackburger Junior by Loopy November 22, 2004

thick burger 

a girl with a nice ass

power pound them thick burgers!!!

thick burger by Keith March 22, 2005

Thick Burger 

An erection: a long lasting hard on.

Fuck, dude, I got a massive thick burger at work today passin' these two hotties. Shit was beast.

Thick Burger by Heika May 9, 2008

thick burger 

A thick, big boned girl. This includes, but is not limited to, chubby, excessively muscular, and otherwise large girls.

Sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she's a thick burger.

thick burger by William Braskey March 24, 2008