Any variety of the no-showering, mustard-chugging, brick wall-fighting people who look like the white Mr. T.
What's up dog? Did you see Steve last night? He drank a handle of Captain's and headbutted a mirror. I almost died because I locked him out of the kitchen. What a thickburger.
by dubchee September 10, 2006
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Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!
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by John Stockton's Shorts December 17, 2004
Get the Monster Thickburger mug.The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.
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by Heika May 9, 2008
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Sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she's a thick burger.
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