Definitions by roundthewheel
populist
An adjective used by snobby intellectuals and elitists basically as code for "this is what morons like."
populist by roundthewheel January 9, 2009
rock band
1. A group of people, most commonly three to five in number, who regularly congregate for the purpose of making music that will hopefully make them rich and famous and get them laid.
2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.
2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.
Guy: Hey baby, I'm in a rock band, let's do it. (Girl follows guy into cheap motel room.)
Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)
Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)
rock band by roundthewheel January 9, 2009
Nintendo
A catch-all term used by parents to refer to any video game console, including those not manufactured by Nintendo.
Parent: When I was your age, I played outside! I didn't have my face glued to a Nintendo all day!
Child: Dad, please. This is a PS3.
Child: Dad, please. This is a PS3.
Nintendo by roundthewheel January 9, 2009
top loader
Term used to refer to the late-model NES. Games are inserted into the top and stick out from it, similar to a SNES or Genesis. Contrast this with the original side loader model, where the games did not stick out and were covered by an opening/closing flap. Also adopted a different controller style from the side-loading NES, the shape of which earned it the nickname "dog bone"; this controller is widely considered inferior to the previous square controller. Top loaders can be easily found on eBay at somewhat exorbitant prices.
top loader by roundthewheel January 9, 2009
prechup
The runny tomato water that comes from a ketchup bottle if one does not thoroughly shake it before use. Sibling of musquirt. Derived from precum.
prechup by roundthewheel December 28, 2008
swamp crotch
A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.
Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.
swamp crotch by roundthewheel November 9, 2008
unflushable
Term for a boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to be dumped, or is ignorant of the fact that you are trying to dump them.
Coined by Jeff Murdoch in the first episode of the UK series "Coupling".
Coined by Jeff Murdoch in the first episode of the UK series "Coupling".
unflushable by roundthewheel November 8, 2008