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Theobbing cock 

A term used by uncultured swines who don’t know how to spell, theobbing cock is a tiny purple chode who has never been sat on by a pussy; the penis is usually owned by a chubby loser with no life
Yeah! Luke tried giving me his theobbing cock yesterday! It was foul!
Theobbing cock by Cockus May 22, 2019
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throbbing cock 

when ur cock is so horned up it's leaking precum and jumping up and down, you've got a throbbing cock
Damn I got a throbbing cock right now. I need to jerk off!
throbbing cock by ekimo February 14, 2009

Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity
Often used to make people laugh
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

Huge Throbbing Cock 

A Huge Throbbing Cock is a cock that is especially, and huge, and most likely throbbing with desire. Best if sweating.

It is U.S Federal law that this term be typed with capital letters at the beginning of each word...or else.
I have a Huge Throbbing Cock that effectively satisfies your mom.

Throbbing cock 

a cock which is throbbing for some luvin from either a pussy or anus
"maan my cocks throbben for some anus"
"egad schoolboy jimmy! your cock is throbbing!"
Throbbing cock by Hakko December 13, 2003

Big black throbbing cock 

People would like it in their ass.
Yes daddy, put that big black throbbing cock in my ass.

Oh my god, Jamal has such a big black throbbing cock.

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Throbbing Cock 

The most famous definition on the Urban Dicktionary
I want to look up throbbing cock on the UD because i have a small wank
Throbbing Cock by Fig boy December 13, 2018
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