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the trash 

something that will mess up an entire scenario
"John had to go to work today, so we cant go to the movies"

"That is the trash"
the trash by tyrae February 20, 2009
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The Trash Compactor 

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.
"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."

The Trash Can Wizard 

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.

Take the trash out 

A way of saying you’re going to beat the living shit out of your cock without feeling like your mother is listening on your conversations with your bros.
Klinton I heard you were gonna take the trash out? It doesn’t go out until Thursday night hunny.

Hey bro I’m gonna go take the trash out is that okay? Bro you just did 3 hours ago how much trash do you have?

take out the trash 

1) To move the garbage from indoors to outdoors so that the sanitation people may take it to a landfill.
2) Term used, usually in movies, where the good guy gives the bad guy(s) what's coming to them.
"It's time to take out the trash!" said the hero before he bludgeoned the villain with a lead pipe.
take out the trash by Sean Piece October 15, 2003

thanks for the trash 

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.
Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.
thanks for the trash by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014

taking out the trash 

dating a guy or girl that someone else tossed out like the trash
I dumped Susanna last month and now Benji is tappin' that ass. That fucking garbage man is always taking out my trash.
taking out the trash by Nick D February 10, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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