Definitions by sadlittlecracker

e

E is better than H, T, X, Y, and even Þ, in my opinion. After all, H is just a clumsy I and X is overrated more than Fortnite and capitalism ever could be. If your favorite letter is not E, that’s your opinion, and it’s different than mine, so we can both shut up or talk about something else. And if you have a legitimate reason for liking it, we might even become friends.

my favorite letter is
….eeeeeeeeeee…
.ee……………..ee.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ee………………….
...ee……….…...ee.
…...eeeeeeeeee…

e :)

e by sadlittlecracker October 17, 2026

gender binary

A strict gender binary is not actually a universal trait of everything, contrary to the cowcrap of the highest definition from the time of me writing this. Gender-queer people don’t exist due to mental illness, they exist because they are badass like that, even if intersex is genuinely caused by hormones being weird as a baby develops, and there’s nothing wrong with being intersex or hermaphrodite either. In fact, most fish can naturally change their sex, and the split-gill mushroom, aka schizophyllum commune, has tens of thousands of natural genders. And besides if you hate transvestive and transgender people because you are catholic, they are a minority and jesus was nice to prostitutes, and trans people are much less sinful than a prostitute.

tallj: ah yes the two genders, male, female, demiboy, demigirl, non binary, intersex, two spirit, agender, androgyne, flux, demiflux, lesbian, bigender, pangender, femmefluid, xenogender, domgender, stud, ambigender, crab, cat, turtle, gay, bisexual, 0, 1, clownfish, aporagender, bakla, waria, unigender (not unibomber), quoigender, hijra, kathoey, neurogender, sekhet, mahu, maverick but french-looking (forgot how to spell it), lykh, egogender, eunuch, fae (yes really) winkte, vakasalewalewa, and proxvir.
guy tom fembley: hm yes the two genders indeed
derdahn: tallj is a visionary
tallj: no, i just speak the truth

gender binary is a hallucination that doesn’t even exist in chromosomes, yes, theres x theres and y, but they can get up to weird shit like with just one X alone (XO) or extra chromosomes.

gender binary by sadlittlecracker October 17, 2026

four-dollars-dollars

A stupid albeit hilarious way of referring to de butt. When written down in the shorter version, it is 4$$, which looks like ASS. Sometimes ironically used in place of the suffix use of “ass”.

chris: i’m a smart four-dollars-dollars
gog: what the heck does that mean???¿?
twitchman el espectador: wink wink nudge nudge he don’t even know lol

Chris said that he is a smart 4$$

four-dollars-dollars by sadlittlecracker October 15, 2026

Ultrasilk

CONTENT WARNING: THIS MAY CONTAIN WHOLESOME COMMENTS

The unholy but perfect combination of Ultrakill and Hollow Knight: Silksong. Since they are both a slight bit niche and there’s not a lot of overlap this is a very niche thing, but think about it: they both are/were in development for a longass time, both have a lot of extremely perverted fanart, they both were made by queer people,* and, get this—they are both $20. Coincidence? I think not.

borax: i love ultrasilk
fred: ultrakill?
borax: yes but ultrasilk
fred: the hell is ultrasilk
borax: my dream game

(*Classic Team Cherry, it’s no wonder Jasmine took so long to come out…I support you!)
:)

Ultrasilk by sadlittlecracker October 11, 2026

cerebral combustion

means “mind blown”. Cerebral is of the brain and to combust is to catch fire or explode. thus, cerebral combustion.

borax: i beat silksong
ethes: cerebral combustion
maddy: im proud of you borax!
borax: aw shucks…
ethes: continued cerebral combustion

cerebral combustion by sadlittlecracker September 28, 2026

silksong

This may be coming from a virgin but in my opinion better than sex. Also better than fapping to the Urban Dictionary. You know who you are. This game is better than most big brand games could ever amount to together and has more gameplay AND lore than many, many other games. And it has a fandom…OH GOD THE SILKSONG FANDOM…The Silksong fandom and Silksong’s seven-year-long wait between announcement and release changed MOST of the internet and I mean most of it. Heck, Batman Arkham shitposters were talking about Silksong. I mean it. Also if you like yuri…and have an active imagination in the headcanoning way…Silksong is perfect for you. IGN disproves, so you know it’s GOOD.

chris: #silksong #notsponsored
maddy: what the fuck?
chris: get silksong loser colon parenthesis colon three less than three
maddy: sm shaking my h my shaking smh my h head lil bro
chris: why?
maddy: cos i fucking 100% it
chris: (disintegrates into a gaseous mass of humiliation)

silksong by sadlittlecracker September 27, 2026

men

the opposite of women, and the adult version of a boy. not all men are sexist and none are pigs, since men are actually humans, not pigs.

however it is absolutely true that men make no sense at times, which is why i am not a man, aside from getting the ability to kill nazgul/macbeth and not being able to be killed using skofnung.

Men typically have dicks. Occasionally, men ARE dicks, but not constantly.

I think men can be pretty cool, but they can also be complete assholes. This quality is not exclusive to men. Any large grouping of people is bound to contain both good and bad people.

gog: i think men are cooler than women.
chris: why?
gog: because they are.
chris: that’s not a valid answer.
gog: uh, they are more muscular
chris: not all of them.
gog: they are more masculine
chris: SO???????????
gog: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chris: yeah that’s what i thought.

gog: (i can’t believe it i just got humbled by chris i really must be a loser)

fact: the pressure on men to act dominant, manly, and not experience human emotions properly (like not crying and similar bullshit) presses down hard on many men’s mental health. social norms and gender roles can be bad for everyone.

men by sadlittlecracker September 16, 2026