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another language i don’t speak. Not available on duolingo. it is technically a conlang, but it’s really also just slang. possibly was started to let you watch “pr0n” without getting in trouble
boblin: hello maddy
maddy: h3110 b0b1!n
boblin: AHH ITS AN EVIL AI ROBOT CLANKER DOPPELGANGER CLONE COPY OF MADDY
maddy: no that was just 1337
boblin: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY
maddy: h3110 b0b1!n
boblin: AHH ITS AN EVIL AI ROBOT CLANKER DOPPELGANGER CLONE COPY OF MADDY
maddy: no that was just 1337
boblin: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY
1337 by sadlittlecracker September 11, 2026
the trash lord
the Trash Lord is the raccoon who got into your burger king garbage and took the burger king crown. this malevolent mustelid rallied his kin under this new crown, and, building an army like no other, ordered an attack upon the human race, to conquer us and enslave us, forcing us to creating their cardboard until we grow old and frail, our backs bowed under the weight of our small, furry oppressors, and even then, when our minds begin to break and our bones grow brittle, we will know no true solace but death, hoping deep down, though foolishly, that one day, one more powerful than he will free us and deliver us from his dominion. This is why you should secure your trash, or better yet, not eat at Burger King.
thing outside: (crash)
alex (bees sibling): AHHH WHAT WAS THAT
bee: OH NO! It’s the trash lord, we need to stop him before he finds the Burger King Crown! He will enslave humanity!
alex: (grabs baseball bat) IM GOING TO STOP HIM!
chex (the raccoon): (augh, a human noticed me!) What are you doing with that baseball bat are you going to hurt me??
alex: YOU WILL NEVER ENSLAVE HUMANITY TRASH LORD
chex: the fuck? im a woman! my name is chex and im just trying to get by!
alex: oh…well please stay out of the garbage you could get very sick? the state of california would put stickers on this stuff
chex: ah…okay…
this is why you should never assume my gend—i mean, you should never assume every raccoon is the trash lord. just don’t eat at burger king it’s not that hard
alex (bees sibling): AHHH WHAT WAS THAT
bee: OH NO! It’s the trash lord, we need to stop him before he finds the Burger King Crown! He will enslave humanity!
alex: (grabs baseball bat) IM GOING TO STOP HIM!
chex (the raccoon): (augh, a human noticed me!) What are you doing with that baseball bat are you going to hurt me??
alex: YOU WILL NEVER ENSLAVE HUMANITY TRASH LORD
chex: the fuck? im a woman! my name is chex and im just trying to get by!
alex: oh…well please stay out of the garbage you could get very sick? the state of california would put stickers on this stuff
chex: ah…okay…
this is why you should never assume my gend—i mean, you should never assume every raccoon is the trash lord. just don’t eat at burger king it’s not that hard
the trash lord by sadlittlecracker September 11, 2026
OC: Original character. This is a character you made up, who you probably draw, write stories about, or act as in roleplay, or whatever. Having an OC does not make you a dork, loser, nerd, etc. Most, if not all people born in the modern age have OCs. In fact I made up the characters Carto, Bee, the other one, Derdahn, and Guy Tom Fembley, and I’m pretty sure I’m cool, at least for a sad little cracker.
carto: i have… an oc
gog: NERD DORK KYS STUPID DUMBASS
carto: (sobs)
bee: GOG YOU BITCH! OCS ARE NOT DORKY! CARTO IS ON HIS HONORARY PERIOD AND YOUR JUST INSECURE CAUSE YOUR MOMMA SCREAMS AT YOU WHEN YOU DONT LISTEN TO HER!
guy tom fembley: whoa bee also gog you have an oc remember, the fat wrestler guy with the tattoos, named like flocko, right
gog: oh dang yea i guess i do have an oc… dang i guess im a loser now…so i have to be nice to you
bee: i said that ocs are not dorky gog
gog: oh wait so i don’t have to have an identity crisis and i can still be an asshole and call you names?
guy tom fembley: wait…
gog: NERD DORK KYS STUPID DUMBASS
carto: (sobs)
bee: GOG YOU BITCH! OCS ARE NOT DORKY! CARTO IS ON HIS HONORARY PERIOD AND YOUR JUST INSECURE CAUSE YOUR MOMMA SCREAMS AT YOU WHEN YOU DONT LISTEN TO HER!
guy tom fembley: whoa bee also gog you have an oc remember, the fat wrestler guy with the tattoos, named like flocko, right
gog: oh dang yea i guess i do have an oc… dang i guess im a loser now…so i have to be nice to you
bee: i said that ocs are not dorky gog
gog: oh wait so i don’t have to have an identity crisis and i can still be an asshole and call you names?
guy tom fembley: wait…
OC by sadlittlecracker September 11, 2026
urban dictionary
the place where many people will:
- gush about their boy/girlfriend
- complain about their ex
- masturbate
- write hornyass shit for the people who are masturbating
- sexualize a perfectly innocent word
- occasionally write something useful
- gush about their boy/girlfriend
- complain about their ex
- masturbate
- write hornyass shit for the people who are masturbating
- sexualize a perfectly innocent word
- occasionally write something useful
guy tom fembley: if you go on urban dictionary and post a definition, and that definition is helpful, not needlessly horny, and isn’t about your lover or ex, or a stupid joke, you should be sainted. have a nice day
urban dictionary by sadlittlecracker September 11, 2026
boblin the goblin
boblin the goblin is well known among the dungeon masters of the world, he is the character you spent your emotional life savings writing, poured your heart, soul, blood, sweat, tears, and possibly other bodily fluids (such as bile, saliva, menstrual fluid, or cum) into, intending for them to be a major, in fact crucial, character in the campaign, only for the players to…totally ignore them…
bee: whats wrong you look depressed
carto: yk how i do dnd right
bee: yea…
carto: i was up alll night making boblin the goblin… (sob)
bee: THATS IT HONORARY PERIOD
carto: what????
bee: ILL GET THE CHOCOLATE
layna (cartos mom): carto you have the best friends
carto: yk how i do dnd right
bee: yea…
carto: i was up alll night making boblin the goblin… (sob)
bee: THATS IT HONORARY PERIOD
carto: what????
bee: ILL GET THE CHOCOLATE
layna (cartos mom): carto you have the best friends
boblin the goblin by sadlittlecracker September 10, 2026
crab
crab: one of the three ultimate life-forms, the others being the cat and the turtle, which evolution will create again and again…
can be of the genus brachyura, or it can just happen to be a crustacean that was turned into a crab, because crab is the ultimate, perfect crustacean made perfectly for every niche a crustacean could possibly fill
or it can be pubic lice… which is not a true crab, or an untrue crab, because it is a louse
can be of the genus brachyura, or it can just happen to be a crustacean that was turned into a crab, because crab is the ultimate, perfect crustacean made perfectly for every niche a crustacean could possibly fill
or it can be pubic lice… which is not a true crab, or an untrue crab, because it is a louse
boblin: evolution always leads to crab, cat, or turtle
derdahn: ah yes the three genders crab cat and turtle
guy tom fembley: crartle
boblin: guy tom fembley is a visionary
derdahn: yes he really is
crab: (is perfect)
some lobster idk: (becomes a crab)
carcinization: this is carcinization
derdahn: ah yes the three genders crab cat and turtle
guy tom fembley: crartle
boblin: guy tom fembley is a visionary
derdahn: yes he really is
crab: (is perfect)
some lobster idk: (becomes a crab)
carcinization: this is carcinization
crab by sadlittlecracker September 10, 2026
bug
maddy: i fixed a bug in my calculator
boblin: oh you coded your whole own calculator
maddy: there was a fat, fuzzy dead moth in it boblin
boblin: what?
fun fact: the origin of the term “bug” in computing is from when they found a dead moth in one of those car-sized computers that was messing up the calculations
boblin: oh you coded your whole own calculator
maddy: there was a fat, fuzzy dead moth in it boblin
boblin: what?
fun fact: the origin of the term “bug” in computing is from when they found a dead moth in one of those car-sized computers that was messing up the calculations
bug by sadlittlecracker September 10, 2026