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The best of the best. Used to congratulate some one on the way they did something.
-Hellen your the top!
The top by Idio Morrum October 12, 2005

The Top J 

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎
"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"
The Top J by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023

The Top Gear Effect 

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.
The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."

The Top Tens 

A gay website where people complain too much
The Top Tens by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

The Top Gun 

A sex act in which you put four fingers inside your partner's vagina, and the thumb inside her asshole. The 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.
I HAVE CREATED THE TOP GUN, NEXT UP; THE MAVERICK. I AM BASICALLY THE PICASSO OF SEX ACTS.

the top house 

Slang for the top pub in a village.
"Alrite lads, u cumin up the top house"
"Imagine if you took those up the top house!"
the top house by Luke Gisborne April 2, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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