n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.
You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.
Page 6, CIGAV, 4/29/09. One of the best sights of all time.
"My God!! Who else saw that Pattyflash?"