The Teacher
The Teacher by BabyMoon January 14, 2012
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the teacher's douche
A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
the teacher's douche by jeeffff August 20, 2007
Stab-the-Teacher
An exclamation made during a particularly suspenseful moment in film. Is typically used to ease the tension for the audience.
Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.
Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.
Stab-the-Teacher by suspensefan May 25, 2009
Call The Teacher
A very unique and classy phrase used by beer enthusiasts in Brazil. It is the informal way to call the waiter in crowded bars.
Call The Teacher by Shaaane January 11, 2009
grilling the teacher
Leaving class early and when stopped by the professor you proceed to place your testicles on the professors forhead while farting into their mouth. (Preferably done to a female professor)
Bobby tried to leave class early, when stopped by his professor he turned around and started grilling the teacher.
grilling the teacher by Bobby Greencoat January 18, 2017
Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!
Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!! by sdinaz October 23, 2023
im gonna tell the teacher
boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine
im gonna tell the teacher by math kid July 19, 2024
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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