courtesy major

A college major that is provided as a courtesy for students who are too stupid to graduate with a real major.
I'm glad that we got Babs into a college, but how the hell will she graduate? Don't worry. Schools these days have courtesy majors like sociology and education that allow almost anyone to graduate, even those with the intelligence of a sock puppet.
by jeeffff August 17, 2007
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the teacher's douche

A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
by jeeffff August 16, 2007
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