The roommate 

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.

The roommate by Redd1981 May 4, 2023

The Roommate Game 

Males only. There's really no way to win, but you lose when you see your roommate's dick.

"Yeah, he made me lose the roommate game."

The Roommate Game by snorkel889 May 4, 2009

bunking up with the roommate 

having sex with a tampon in place

My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

bunking up with the roommate by Aymless July 31, 2011

Give your roommate the rocket 

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate

1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."

Give your roommate the rocket by Literal Rocket Giver February 20, 2012

The Roommates 

"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".

Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?

Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!

The Roommates by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019