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The Night Circus
You: What is The Night Circus?
Friend: The circus arrives without warning.
You: what?
Friend: No announcements precede it...
You:...
Friend: It is simply there when yesterday it was not.
Friend: The circus arrives without warning.
You: what?
Friend: No announcements precede it...
You:...
Friend: It is simply there when yesterday it was not.
The Night Circus by Red Chiffon September 10, 2012
The Night Begins to Shine
A magical song created by B.E.R., a joint band. Featured in TV show "Teen Titans Go". It really brings back the 80s.
Dude, did you listen to The Night Begins to Shine?
Seriously, The Night Begins to Shine is such a good song.
Seriously, The Night Begins to Shine is such a good song.
The Night Begins to Shine by koals August 24, 2017
The Night of Conky
A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.
Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!
The Night of Conky by cokemidget August 14, 2009
The Night Man Cometh
The name of the play that Charlie Day writes in the television show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The play is written to try to win over the heart of a waitress played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis. At the end of the play, Charlie confesses that the whole play was about him and proposes to the waitress, only to be rejected. The Night Man Cometh is also the name of the episode.
The Night Man Cometh by CharlieDay February 1, 2009
the night is still young
When you don't have any cares in the world and your life has just began, You wanna enjoy the ride with your boyfriend, family or Friends. You have all the time in the world so you wanna take your time because it still early.
the night is still young by Tassjiafloyd January 5, 2019
The night of broken dreams.
I like to watch the auditions shows from American Idol. Many people think that they can sing, but when they make it to the judges it will be the night of broken dreams.
The night of broken dreams. by northcalscooter February 1, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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