The Muffin
The Muffin by LOOOLZER December 8, 2010
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The Muffin Game
Basically, it is a game played by two or more males in which a muffin is placed on the ground, the players form a circle around the muffin, and the players must race to jizz on the muffin. The last person to jizz on the muffin must eat it. Origin unknown. Try this game with your camping buddies.
The Muffin Game by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006
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The Muffin Man
A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
The Muffin Man by Stinky July 19, 2003
The Muffin Man
A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
The Muffin Man by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017
The Muffin Face
A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*
Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
The Muffin Face by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009
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the muffin man by dane garner March 8, 2008
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the muffin man by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020
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