Definitions by Stinky
Beach Turkey
Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
Beach Turkey by Stinky August 31, 2017
Sidelining
The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.
Sidelining by Stinky September 2, 2014
party
An oblique way to refer to cocaine use. Often used to determine whether or not someone else is a user or whether or not someone might want to buy or try cocaine. To avoid further solicitation, someone being asked if he or she "parties" should answer "not anymore" rather than simply "no."
Whore Denial
I knew Jill was in whore denial when she told me, "I rarely do this" as she shoved my cock in her ass.
Whore Denial by stinky July 30, 2004
Vacation Set
An obsessive workout set that occurs 3-5 days prior to a vacation in hopes of improving one's looks.
Jon worked tirelessly on his vacation set at the gym in hopes of looking good for the ladies at the Jersey Shore.
Vacation Set by stinky July 29, 2004
Douche Wagon
A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.
Douche Wagon by stinky July 26, 2004
Icer
When a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scrotum just at the point of climax while masturbating. The idead is that the cold ice shocks the testicles and thus produces an exciting feeling.