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The Elbow 

The sore elbow of LeBron James helping to lead to the Cleveland Cavalier's collapse against the Boston Celtics of the 2010 Eastern Conference Semifinals. The Elbow joins The Drive, The Fumble, The Shot, The Catch, Red Right 88 and Edgar Renteria's Single on the list of bad memories of Cleveland sports fans that help symbolize their 40+ year title drought.
Matt: Dude, are you going to the Cavs game today?

John: Nah man, I still can't get over The Elbow.

Matt: Dude that was a long ass time ago.

John: Maybe so but since we still haven't won a 'ship since the Browns in 1964.

Matt: Yeah, and that wasn't even a Superbowl.

John: ...I hate my life...
Words you can keep

the elbow rule 

The rule stating that unless you can put your arms around a girl, hug her, and are able to tougch your own elbows, the girl is to be discarded and a new one should be found.

Freinds of drunk freinds should learn to apply this rule when drunk vision makes the drunk freind envision the unworthy girl who is 50 pounds less than she is.

and of course use common sense too. if you are apporaching midget size, vida guerrera wouldn't fit so midgets can use the finger rule. And Yao ming's can use the bicep rule.

p.s. if the girl is a hog beast then the rule no longer applies and for your dignities sake you should find another girl.
After careful examination of the elbow rule i realized that wendy, whom i had been going out with for 2 years, did not apply as a good candidate and therefore, it was imperative to dump her on the spot with no reason why.

the elbow rule by D-man12 November 17, 2007

Watch the Elbow 

During the act of a high five, if one is having trouble, all he need do is "Watch the Elbow." If two people are going for a high five and both look at the others elbow, the chances of a "miss" decreses nearly 100%. It will work with less precision if only one person watches the elbow.
"Hey man, thanks for the great party, watch the elbow!" Proceed with a perfect high five
Watch the Elbow by Smogger July 30, 2007

talk to the elbow

Like talk to the hand but even more insulting.
Talk to the elbow 'cause you ain't worth the extension.
talk to the elbow by spankypoo April 19, 2006

talk to the elbow

genrally used as another form of talk to the hand.
talk to the elbow because the hand is on vacation.
talk to the elbow by fythbro August 30, 2004

drop the elbow 

Questioning a fellow male if he would fuck a female they are checking out.
Q: Hey dude, drop the elbow?

A: Hell yeah! From the top rope!
drop the elbow by Big Fern December 14, 2007

beyond the elbow 

Possessing deep expertise in a complicated field, an amplification of having "got your hands dirty".
Since I don't much about that, I'll defer to my colleague, who has been beyond the elbow in that technology for many years.
beyond the elbow by Mittent July 16, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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