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The Dirty Potter 

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.
"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"

The Dirty Portsmouth

when a male boner enters the mouth and clears its way through also knows as the "the dirty portsmouth". This may cause sever choking or death.
Kevin : dudeee you get a blow job from kelsey?
Hyunchang : yea man but they now call it the "the dirty portsmouth"
Victor :AHHHYEAH!

the dirty pirate 

The dirty pirate is when your doing your girl in the butt and when you ready to bust one you spit on her back and she turns around and you blow in her eye and then kick her in the shin. Thus she only has 1 work-able eye and 1 work-able leg. Dancing around like a dirty pirate.
Joel gave dirty Deb the dirty pirate and then proceeded onto the double houdini.
the dirty pirate by Codemanger September 11, 2006

The dirty pugsley

Someone's hand-me-down, because someone fucked something up so bad, someone else had to come fix it. Which leaves them fat, sad and lonley.
Why do I always get the dirty pugsley?
The dirty pugsley by Main Shear October 29, 2019

The Dirty Patrick

When a transvestite bends over to indicate it is ready to mate. The transvestite then lowers its pants and under garments to reveal a morphed mussy and anus to reveal a purple butthole.
The Dirty Patrick by bham69420 January 4, 2023

The Dirty Priest 

1:
To have sex with a lover while using a crucifix, trinity cross, or incense stick.

Note:
Could be called The Dirty Nun, or Priest. It depends who uses the item.
Hannagan was surprised at the pleasure she endured when performing The Dirty Priest.
The Dirty Priest by HarryCherry November 14, 2009