(also, pugince, kev,
gimp) a pugsley is an extemely rare species (only
one known specimen exists today) which translates to a horrible
mess of a human being. Pugsley can usualy be found in a suberb called mansfield, usually
late at night on thursdays, fridays, saturdays.
typical characteristics to look out for when pugsley spotting are horrible
plastic permanantly grinning
face, lack of motor co-ordination and excessive shouting/bad language due to alcohol abuse.
when not excessively drinking a pugsley will often be found in a local gymnasium working out as a pugsleys only goals in life are to get 'massive' and mate with female human beings. it must be noted that a pugsleys mating habbits are purely for pleasure/adding notches to the bedpost and not for re-production.
to ensure a genuine pugsley, some comments / statements it may verbally
re-produce are as follows:
like it do ya?
not get better than this duck
'ahhhh ha'
wannalend me some money?...
maybe
ya
don't know owt about... (followed by what every the pugsley is showing off about at that precise moment in time)