(also, pugince, kev, gimp) a pugsley is an extemely rare species (only one known specimen exists today) which translates to a horrible mess of a human being. Pugsley can usualy be found in a suberb called mansfield, usually late at night on thursdays, fridays, saturdays.
typical characteristics to look out for when pugsley spotting are horrible plastic permanantly grinning face, lack of motor co-ordination and excessive shouting/bad language due to alcohol abuse.
when not excessively drinking a pugsley will often be found in a local gymnasium working out as a pugsleys only goals in life are to get 'massive' and mate with female human beings. it must be noted that a pugsleys mating habbits are purely for pleasure/adding notches to the bedpost and not for re-production.
typical characteristics to look out for when pugsley spotting are horrible plastic permanantly grinning face, lack of motor co-ordination and excessive shouting/bad language due to alcohol abuse.
when not excessively drinking a pugsley will often be found in a local gymnasium working out as a pugsleys only goals in life are to get 'massive' and mate with female human beings. it must be noted that a pugsleys mating habbits are purely for pleasure/adding notches to the bedpost and not for re-production.
to ensure a genuine pugsley, some comments / statements it may verbally re-produce are as follows:
like it do ya?
not get better than this duck
'ahhhh ha'
wannalend me some money?... maybe
ya don't know owt about... (followed by what every the pugsley is showing off about at that precise moment in time)
like it do ya?
not get better than this duck
'ahhhh ha'
wannalend me some money?... maybe
ya don't know owt about... (followed by what every the pugsley is showing off about at that precise moment in time)
by snake derek February 26, 2007
He pumped his pugsley all night long.
by Hosehead January 07, 2004
by LG4Ever October 08, 2013
Nickname for a person who is quick to physically fight in response to disagreeable situations.
pug·na·cious1
/pəɡˈnāSHəs/
adjective
eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight:
synonyms: combative, aggressive, antagonistic, belligerent, bellicose; More
pug·na·cious1
/pəɡˈnāSHəs/
adjective
eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight:
synonyms: combative, aggressive, antagonistic, belligerent, bellicose; More
by Miss Teach April 27, 2017
Variant of Sods Law / Murphys Law.
The theory that what can go wrong will fix itself when you call IT to show them the fault.
The theory that what can go wrong will fix itself when you call IT to show them the fault.
Man 1: I've got this problem with my PC.
Man 2: Okay, can you show me what's wrong please.
Man 1: Pugsleys law it'll work now - see!
Man 2: Okay, can you show me what's wrong please.
Man 1: Pugsleys law it'll work now - see!
by slixtream February 08, 2010
Someone's hand-me-down, because someone fucked something up so bad, someone else had to come fix it. Which leaves them fat, sad and lonley.
by Main Shear October 29, 2019
by pugsley May 13, 2021