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The Basic Bitch Manifesto 

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

The basic necessities of life 

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair
If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

Above the Basic 

10 steps ahead of the "Basic Bitches".
Basic meaning regular, or fake women hopping on every bandwagon.
"Females stay jockin, I'm above the basic"

Basic Teenager In The UK 

Lets say that they live in crop tops, adidas superstars and they think they rule insta. These are a common species and can be found in nearly every shopping centre hanging outside of Victoria Secrets PINK or new look thinking they look cool yet they have no originality. They are killing off the nearly extinct Cool Teenager who listens to nirvana, sings and plays guitar, is a hippie and lights incense. The Cool Teens are the ones we need not the basic bitches.
Look at her she is such basic teenager in the UK.

The guy who says basic shit 

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)
Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger

Basil on the Side 

Usually said in shock when something is so Basil! that some of it must be kept on the side
Joseph: "Broooo, your shirt is basil on the side!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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