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The Alc
Jane was so wasted that she didn't realise she got "The Alc" from Mike in spite of the foul taste of the beer, the excessive fizzing, and the huge load of cum at the bottom of the bottle.
The Alc by Alc O'Hooligan August 11, 2016
The Alchemist
One of the dopest hip-hop producers in the game. His production is characterized by the sharply defined drums and loops crafted on his ASR-10. The Alchemist, born Alan Maman, was born in Beverly Hills, but now lives in New York. He has worked with Mobb Deep, Jadakiss, Dilated Peoples, Styles P., Termanology, and countless other dope groups.
This "We Gon Make It" Jadakiss joint is tight...who's on the boards?
Oh shit man, you gotta know that's the Alchemist.
Oh shit man, you gotta know that's the Alchemist.
The Alchemist by Lester Freamon November 4, 2008
The Alchemist M
Traceur from the midwest most notable for his unique flow and style. Shedding his amateur status, his work in the Indy Parkour projects have helped get his name known.
As an ex NHB fighter, his accomplishments included being the first person in the FCSA to declare his title an open championship, often defending it multiple times a month.
Now a soldier in the US Army, The Alchemist M spends time conditioning, training and developing in accordance with his personal creed to, "Learn. Adapt. Dominate."
As an ex NHB fighter, his accomplishments included being the first person in the FCSA to declare his title an open championship, often defending it multiple times a month.
Now a soldier in the US Army, The Alchemist M spends time conditioning, training and developing in accordance with his personal creed to, "Learn. Adapt. Dominate."
The Alchemist M by Jamie Ellsworth November 23, 2007
The Alchemist
A book by Paolo coelho. About a young shepherd boy living in andalusia & he has a dream about treasure & goes traveling to africa in search of the treasure. when all along the treasure was buried under his house.
The Alchemist by Caitlin Nowak October 15, 2008
luke the alcoholic
Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
luke the alcoholic by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018
the alcove
the best place in the universe. frequented daily for two whole years by Rob McLean and Jim Davies. a place of indescribable awesomeness, The Alcove is a small step, housed by a concrete alcove, perfectly built never to be tainted by sunlight.
"the coldest stone on earth"
"the only place where phil tranters filthy hands cannot reach in the grounds of hereford sixth form" - Rob McLean
"the only place where phil tranters filthy hands cannot reach in the grounds of hereford sixth form" - Rob McLean
the alcove by failure33object April 22, 2005
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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