Hey Brian, you are The Won.

or
Theo, do you want to be my The Won?
by Krkič April 4, 2020
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The past tense of WIN in League of Legends. Confirmed by many announcers during live events.
Announcers: "Let's talk to the team who wonned."
by Howii July 3, 2014
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WON already is replaced by Steam. Won stands for the World Opponent Network, which was the system that channeled multiplayer for half-life and all hl mods since hl was released up to the end of the summer of 2004, when WON was no longer in service and all multiplayer was transferred over to Steam.

I still remember WON to be more complicated than Steam, but it had its ups, like whenever something happened or something was typed, you would see it in console instantly,
and whenever you would join a server, it would show you the console screen and you could have something to read instead of a black screen with a loading bar that Steam gives you. You also didn't need to be logged into any program to access WON (I'm talking about you,STEAM) and although all your mods were not organized into a list, you could just access them from your desktop. Part of me still misses WON, but WHY?
September 04' : Some TFC server on WON...
Map: 2fort

guy1: Hey everyone, WON IS GONNA BE REPLACED BY STEAM<

guy2: Whaaaaat?

guy3: omg r u serial

guy4: NOOOOOOO MY CLAN, WE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR 2 YEARS

-everyone stops playing and is depressed-
by Ranger Elite March 10, 2006
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1. Past tense win
2. A ROBLOX user who's trying to say one in chat but the filter is stupid, so they say won ... Or maybe it just comes out as ###.
Beatrix: "I won!"
ROBLOXuser101xox: "won mor time ok i need 2 win xd"
by Wilted Roses June 16, 2019
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unequeled person on our earth. Memorised by many through his superpowers in bed. Making woman go WowoWHooOWHHAOOOO. Notorious for his very long and big in width tool, recognised for his skills in quake.
You're 'almost' as good as won is. one won own's all.
by S Y September 7, 2004
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A man who is uber sexy, and gets all of the girls by buying them.

You can tell if you spot a Won online, for he will type out an Asian accent, and type improperly.
Guy 1: hey, hey guh! i buy u 1 dorra! 1 dorra good! i buy u!
Guy 2: Wow, what a Won!
by Nicodemus Ramirez July 3, 2010
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Shorter version of wong, which is a short version of wonga, ie money.
by Snowy (formally kilo lobo) August 27, 2003
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