The Wizel 

When you get gaped so large that you can shoot soccer balls out of your ass

"I did the wizel to patrick last night"

The Wizel by Ha13HA October 8, 2019

smizoke the wizeed 

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.

Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down

smizoke the wizeed by ashmane September 5, 2010

The wireliner 

While having missionary intercourse , pausing and looking into females eyes whisper “we don’t pull live guns out the hole” ejaculate inside her and seal it with a kiss

Last night I have this chick the wireliner

The wireliner by Westtexasmeatmissile June 14, 2021

smizzle the wizzle 

this means quite literally to smoke the weeed man. usually used in a kinda way that only pot heads look forward to sayin. hey any chance to smizzle the wizle is a great chance for anyone.

yoooooo man.........um u wanna....smizzle the wizzle and get fumando!!!

smizzle the wizzle by PISAN December 2, 2004

I'll call the wireless company 

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.

Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."

I'll call the wireless company by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017

Slizzy on the Wizzle 

A series of words you say after each sentence you pronounce stating that there was no cap announced in the sentence and only truth was said.

Matt came out of the closet saying “I’m gay Slizzy on the Wizzle”
Zaeden said “Chilli Mac, G Chapo and Afrosack are inspiring to me Slizzy on the Wizzle”

Slizzy on the Wizzle by $$Z-MONEY$$ May 2, 2022

shake the wizzle 

to go take a leak

I am going to shake the wizzle

shake the wizzle by invisibleaxm October 30, 2014