The Whoopie

When feelings for a woman increase and you have sex with her. -At least a half-chub is necessary.

I was right in the middle of the whoopie with some chick, and then my roommate walked in and screwed it all up.

by Tha Muffin Man April 18, 2010

The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

The whoopee cushion

When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.

The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.

by Swedishfishylover June 6, 2020

woppin' the woopie

To have sexual intercourse.

He was woppin' the woopie, with that skank he met at the welfare office, all night.

by Bortas January 18, 2009

Rocking the Whoopi

When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.

Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.

by MaJitters August 14, 2011

Whoopin the Mule

An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.

Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.

by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009