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The Soggy Whoopie Cushion 

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

the whoopin' stick 

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
the whoopin' stick by Nick D May 24, 2004

The whoopee cushion

When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.
The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.

woppin' the woopie 

To have sexual intercourse.
He was woppin' the woopie, with that skank he met at the welfare office, all night.
woppin' the woopie by Bortas January 18, 2009

Rocking the Whoopi 

When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.
Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
Rocking the Whoopi by MaJitters August 14, 2011

Whoopin the Mule

An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
Whoopin the Mule by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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