2 definitions by cactusjuice53
An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009
A chilly-whop many times is used to define a poorly hit shot in competitive or recreational golf, particularly an approach shot. Generally a chilly-whop is followed by an excessive string of expletives and/or a firm toss of the club.
"Fuck me in the face," what's wrong Chandler did Pat get attacked by a banshee or a pack of wolves, "No but Pat just chilly-whopped that last shot."
by cactusjuice53 March 5, 2009