"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final
warning shot. The stench from that last
trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe
the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.