Definitions by aiselgi

Where's the warning? 

Question asked by viewer when something offensive, fugly, unpleasant, or in any other way unwanted appears on television without any of the usual program warnings

* Kevin Rudd appears on the news *

Dude: Where's the warning?

Where's the warning? by aiselgi November 18, 2009

Riewoldt 

To dive on the ground and generally carry on like you've been molested by an 800-pound gorilla in order to get a free kick, preferably five yards out straight in front (a "skill" exemplified in Australian Rules football by St Kilda captain Nick Riewoldt)

"Their full forward chucked a Riewoldt at the start of the third quarter and now we're a goal down!"

Riewoldt by aiselgi October 1, 2009

China Syndrome

To be hit with emails from your boss from the other side of the world when he's supposed to be on holiday

Dude 1: "Jesus H, that's the fourth email he's sent me today"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I know, everyone's getting them, he's got China Syndrome again"

China Syndrome by aiselgi September 29, 2009