Question asked by viewer when something offensive, fugly, unpleasant, or in any other way unwanted appears on television without any of the usual program warnings
* Kevin Rudd appears on the news *
Dude: Where's the warning?
on the ground and generally carry on like you've been molested by an 800-pound gorilla
in order to get a free kick, preferably five yards out straight in front (a "skill" exemplified in Australian Rules football by St Kilda captain Nick Riewoldt)
"Their full forward chucked a Riewoldt at the start of the third quarter and now we're a goal down!"
To be hit with emails
from your boss from the other side of the world when he's supposed to be on holiday
Dude 1: "Jesus H, that's the fourth email
he's sent me today"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I know, everyone's getting them, he's got China Syndrome again"