The Toilet Seat 

Sexual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.

Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.

Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.

Guy1: Shit yeah son!

The Toilet Seat by GaryOlson June 9, 2010

Peppering The Toilet Seat 

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.

Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!

Peppering The Toilet Seat by Chicken Salad June 25, 2015

Party On The Toilet Seat 

When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"

Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."

Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"

Party On The Toilet Seat by Bableforce February 13, 2012

beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

beat my meat on the toilet seat by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

eat the meat off the toilet seat by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008

gift wrapping the toilet seat 

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

gift wrapping the toilet seat by Mydaho January 11, 2015

cheddar bob'd the toilet seat

when you accidently shit on the toilet seat

"Awwwww Fuckkkkkk, I just cheddar bob'd the toilet seat again."- Abdul

cheddar bob'd the toilet seat by cock slice March 7, 2026