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When you beat your meat while everyone's home and forget to lock the door
Dude, I just had a suicidal jerk last weekend. It was sketchy
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

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When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

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When your being a stupid cunt.
Your being a cunt. Eat a Snickers.
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

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Hooning in the boonies(country/middle of nowhere)
"Hey guys, going booning later"
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

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A group of people that go hooning in the boonies
Hey want to join the boonigan squad?
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

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