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carrie

To carrie someone's car is to enact the four forms of damage described in Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats": That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Dude did you see that guy's car?
Cha! It looks like someone Carried it.
by Mydaho May 20, 2007
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MySQL

The name of the spouse who replaces you as step-parent to your kids.
My kids are spending the weekend with my ex-wife and MySQL
by Mydaho June 25, 2021
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elbow cups

The spot on your leg that's about two inches above your knee. It's perfectly shaped to hold your elbow in it when you're sitting on the toilet.
I had a lot to think about, so I went to the bathroom, sat down, put my face in my hands and my elbows in my elbow cups and just sat there for what seemed like hours.
by Mydaho December 30, 2007
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quadra boob

It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.
Honey, your bra is way too tight, but nice set of quadra boobs!
by Mydaho May 20, 2007
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iPhinger

The painful condition that occurs from tapping your iPhone too much.
Dude 1: Dude! don't shake my hand, my finger is killing me thanks to my new iPhone.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.
by Mydaho August 5, 2008
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MySQL

The spouse who marries your ex-husband or ex-wife after you divorce. SQL is pronounced like sequel.
My kids are spending the weekend with my ex-wife and MySQL.
by Mydaho June 25, 2021
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lawn mowning

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.
Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
by Mydaho December 30, 2007
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