Mydaho's definitions

trans-lot trek

It's the trip you make in a parking lot when you car is on one side near to the store you just visited but the next store you want to visit is ALL THE WAY on the other side of the parking lot.

C'mon kids, we have to make a trans-lot trek. The Toys R Us is on the other side of the parking lot and mommy isn't up for walking that far.

by Mydaho September 19, 2009

retro shopping

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

by Mydaho January 22, 2007

quadra boob

It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.

Honey, your bra is way too tight, but nice set of quadra boobs!

by Mydaho May 20, 2007

boobie fairy

Its the mythical creature who visits young ladies at the cusp of puberty, usually during cold winter months and endows them with a brand new pair of boobs. These become unveiled to the delight of them and their male counterparts during the warmer spring months.

Amber! I love that Hollister tank top and I can see the boobie fairy visited you this winter!!

by Mydaho May 20, 2007

carrie

To carrie someone's car is to enact the four forms of damage described in Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats": That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Dude did you see that guy's car?
Cha! It looks like someone Carried it.

by Mydaho May 20, 2007

elbow cups

The spot on your leg that's about two inches above your knee. It's perfectly shaped to hold your elbow in it when you're sitting on the toilet.

I had a lot to think about, so I went to the bathroom, sat down, put my face in my hands and my elbows in my elbow cups and just sat there for what seemed like hours.

by Mydaho December 30, 2007

lawn mowning

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

by Mydaho December 30, 2007