Mydaho's definitions
by Mydaho June 25, 2021

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
by Mydaho December 30, 2007

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!
Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.
Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.
by Mydaho May 31, 2018

The spot on your leg that's about two inches above your knee. It's perfectly shaped to hold your elbow in it when you're sitting on the toilet.
I had a lot to think about, so I went to the bathroom, sat down, put my face in my hands and my elbows in my elbow cups and just sat there for what seemed like hours.
by Mydaho December 30, 2007

To carrie someone's car is to enact the four forms of damage described in Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats": That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
by Mydaho May 20, 2007

by Mydaho June 25, 2021

Dude 1: Dude! don't shake my hand, my finger is killing me thanks to my new iPhone.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.
by Mydaho August 5, 2008
