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The Stares 

When one becomes vacant during an activity and appears to be staring off into space

The stares occur due to a lack of interest in the local environment, activity or people due to too much self interest and the attention span of a stoned butterfly that flunked out of butterfly primary school in the 3rd grade for licking bus windows instead of innuendo laden flower parts.
NotaBogan: ...It means a lot to me; I cant even begin to tell you how much of a difference this could make ...are you even listening?

ABogan4sure: Umm, what?, sorry Bogan I must have had the stares

NotaBogan: Well thank you for making me feel less than random yet again

ABogan4sure: Oh harden the fuck up and stop being a bogan

NotaBogan: I am so sorry that you have done something to hurt me again and blamed me for it. How could I be so thoughtless as to have feelings.

ABogan4sure: I dont have the energy for this any more

NotaBogan: You are truly the most Awesome friend

The example above may appear a tad random and ‘NotaBogan’ may also appear to be over-reacting somewhat; however, repeated episodes of the stares do tend to add up and become rather annoying (refer: Tracey Smiff)

Wednesday 05/11/2008
The Stares by Luke Warm December 22, 2008
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eyes are on the stars 

Oh humanity, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!
Humans have humble origins, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!

Up the Stakes 

Originally taken from the Mike Shinoda song, "Bleach(remix)", this
phrase refers to putting more effort into what you are doing.
Yo Jon, if u want to get that girl number u need to up the stakes.
Up the Stakes by M. Murray August 13, 2008

rewrite the stars 

Another meaning to rewrite faith or defying your destiny by creating your own.
rewrite the stars by Vanna0303 February 25, 2018

Under the stars

Under the stars meaning wanting to have passionate sex under the night sky, preferably with a picnic
Omar says to Larry that he wants to rail Nancy under the stars. Larry says me too.

when the stars align 

When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.
The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.

The Stare 

That stare you get if you're at a party or social gathering and and you say something rediculously stupid or a"party foul" and everyone turns and looks at you with a serious face and you just feel stupid
Dude 1: Hey man I think I just crapped my pants(as a joke)
Dude 2(and everyone else at the party): ......The Stare....
The Stare by D33ZI3 BABI3 August 14, 2010