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The Speers 

Shoving a pint glass full of frozen light beer into any possible oraphus, preferably an exit hole.
"Yo get to the freezer. i want the speers within the next five minutes or I am fucking out of here"
The Speers by PhilWhite February 24, 2010
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The Speer 

The Speer or Speering is the act of licking the palm of your hand and wiping the spit on your dick to wet for sex. Keeping your fingers tightly together.
He couldn't get her turned on so he totally did The Speer last night.
The Speer by amishyoutoo October 29, 2010

The Spears Effect 

An effect where any song remixed with Britney spear's hit song "Toxic" instantly makes it a better sounding song.
Why does Astronaut in the Ocean sound only good with Toxic? The Spears effect, that's why.
The Spears Effect by wungabunga January 27, 2022

Speirs The Amazing HD

The best youtuber ever made. He will make you laugh even if your not a fan. Car Lover, and nicest person ever, and not self centered
Yo Speirs The Amazing HD play DOJ more.
Speirs The Amazing HD by JohnSelig1 November 12, 2017

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears 

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.
I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?
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