The Shelby

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When you bag your friend with a half-full bottle of pop (preferably diet Pepsi) and follow it with a punch to the face.

While Keith was sitting on the couch, Mark surprised him with The Shelby, causing great joyous celebration in the house.

The Shelby by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022

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The Shelby Pouch

The drink that killed gouveia.

The Shelby Pouch: Rip buddy

The Shelby Pouch by DaddyParth November 28, 2019

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The Mayor of Shelby Township

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township

The Mayor of Shelby Township by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

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The Shelly-Lexi

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.

Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"

The Shelly-Lexi by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011

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the sherby powerline

When doing butt stuff while a woman is in her period, you attach the end of the inserted anal beads to the tampon thread. Then firmly yank on the tampon pulling out both the tampon and anal beads to jump start the female

I after a power outage I gave her the sherby powerline to finish out the night.

the sherby powerline by Jethro bo dean August 18, 2023

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the Shelly treatment

*based on the Roblox game Dandy's World*

When the people around you leave you out and forget that you exist. You try to make yourself clear, but these said people prefer to talk amongst themselves without you. They have their own conversations going on, which you can't join for some reason. Basically, just cliquey behavior.

My friends are giving me the Shelly treatment; I feel as if I don't even exist to them! !

the Shelly treatment by Very_Hungry_Caterpillar December 29, 2024

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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