The Ryder 

The Ryder is the act of which a person hallucinates so much, they loose all sense of self and turn into a different person, if you know someone with these symptoms please contact your local Nuclear Weapons Agent and insert it up their ass and detonate immediately

My friend Will had a case of The Ryder and he is now he an autistic skateboarder, We have contacted our local Nuclear Weapons Agency and we are planning to detonate him tonight

The Ryder by Its me, Connor April 9, 2019

The Rider 

The ultimate in automobile technology, The Rider is a sleek hybrid of man, nonce and BMW. The Rider can prey on children in human form and can then transform into Saloon Mode and hunt them in a more stealthy camoflague.

His distinct call is his only giveaway. Beware.

"Where's The Rider?"
"Out having a nonce"

The Rider by Dee Rider May 2, 2007

scatter the riders 

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

scatter the riders by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

scatter the riders 

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people

mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done

scatter the riders by flippa April 5, 2004

princess gwenevere and the jewel riders 

A super girly cartoon series from the mid '90s about three young women who live in the land of Avalon and use magic jewels to protect it. Princess Gwenevere uses the Sun Stone and has a winged unicorn friend named Sunstar, Tamara uses the Heart Stone and has three baby animal friends named Cleo (unicorn), Sugar (dragon), and Spike (panther), and Fallon uses the Moon Stone and has a unicorn friend named Moondance.

The show also launched a decently-sized collection of toys, including several doll sets and a trading card set, despite its lack of popularity due to its time slot and channel changing constantly and bouncing on and off the air.

Did you hear that Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders might be coming out on DVD soon?

princess gwenevere and the jewel riders by Lady Heartilly June 16, 2008

The Dick Rider Paradox 

If a streamer says don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree with you therefor "The Dick Rider Paradox"

Chat don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree therefor they actually do what they disagree and make The Dick Rider Paradox

The Dick Rider Paradox by Indyz September 30, 2022

The Black Rider 

This album was the studio version of the music from Tom Waits, Robert Wilson, and William S. Burroughs play; The Black Rider: The Casting of the Magic Bullets. And, it was Waits' twelfth album. It's quite beautiful, and also quite varying. It has some songs that are exciting; like The Black Rider, some that are depressing; like The Last Rose Of Summer, and some that are absolutely weird; like Oily Night. It's guaranteed to give you nightmares and steal your soul, but sorry - no money back.

An excerpt from The Black Rider's-
November

With my hair slicked back
With carrion shellac
With the blood from a pheasant
And the bone from a hare
Tied to the branches
Of a roebuck stag
Left to wave in the timber
Like a buck shot flag

The Black Rider by Frank Rider August 23, 2009