The Ryder

The Ryder is the act of which a person hallucinates so much, they loose all sense of self and turn into a different person, if you know someone with these symptoms please contact your local Nuclear Weapons Agent and insert it up their ass and detonate immediately

My friend Will had a case of The Ryder and he is now he an autistic skateboarder, We have contacted our local Nuclear Weapons Agency and we are planning to detonate him tonight

by Its me, Connor April 09, 2019

ryder

A badass or a hardass, someone who is down for anything.

After a fight gangbangers will yell Im a ryder, or if confronted they or their homeboys will yell Im/he's a ryder!

by Christopher K January 07, 2008

ryder

The best person in the world,he is charming, handsome,amazing,characteristic,awesome man you will meet if somethings wrong he will help he will stand up for you he is a good man,the best man you will ever meet.

that guy is cute is he a ryder

by catch me outside how bout dah March 05, 2017

Ryder

Someone/Something that enjoys the satisfaction of molesting lesbian penguins.

Today at the zoo I saw a Ryder.

by esket this bread. January 29, 2019

Ryder

Ryder a kid that has a FAT ASSS that is so huge you cant even see the end

Man that kid Ryders Dumpy is Fucking enormous

by not a ryder October 31, 2021

Ryder

A person who says their gonna send you memes but sends you porn!

Your such a Ryder

by Linarl December 17, 2018

Ryder

A perfect guy who if wasnt such a pervert would make a perfect boyfriend, jokes and messes around alot and dresses good , perfect for almost any girl hes a badass and always up for anything

I love Ryder

by Anonoymous420 April 17, 2017