scatter the riders

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

by red_beard_neo April 09, 2004

dogie

An orphan calf.

Git along, l'il dogie.

by red_beard_neo April 09, 2004

The Terrible Secret Of Space

The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.

The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

waffling

1. The act of making waffles.

2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.

1. The Belgian chef spent the morning waffling.

2. Bush and Kerry spent the morning waffling.

by red_beard_neo August 24, 2004

jambalaya

Excellent Louisiana rice dish, often with sausage or fish/seafood added in.

Can we have crawfish jambalaya for supper?

by red_beard_neo January 09, 2004

GMO

Genetically-Modified Organism, such as frankenfoods, of questionable safety due to lack of testing.

Growing numbers of people are refusing to trust GMOs.

by red_beard_neo May 20, 2004

saltpeter

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.

The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004