15 definitions by red_beard_neo

Mister Wizard

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

francophobe

Someone with an irrational fear of France and French people/culture.

Boy, the francophobes really came out of the woodwork when France refused to support US-led terrorism in Iraq, didn't they?

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

GMO

Genetically-Modified Organism, such as frankenfoods, of questionable safety due to lack of testing.

Growing numbers of people are refusing to trust GMOs.

by red_beard_neo May 20, 2004

scatter the riders

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

by red_beard_neo April 9, 2004

waffling

1. The act of making waffles.

2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.

1. The Belgian chef spent the morning waffling.

2. Bush and Kerry spent the morning waffling.

by red_beard_neo August 24, 2004

jambalaya

Excellent Louisiana rice dish, often with sausage or fish/seafood added in.

Can we have crawfish jambalaya for supper?

by red_beard_neo January 9, 2004