1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.
2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.
2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.
1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?
2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.
2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.
by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004
Boy, the francophobes really came out of the woodwork when France refused to support US-led terrorism in Iraq, didn't they?
by red_beard_neo April 05, 2004
A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.
by red_beard_neo April 05, 2004
by red_beard_neo April 09, 2004
1. The act of making waffles.
2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.
2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.
by red_beard_neo August 24, 2004
The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.
The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.
by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004