The rig

Having that fully sick body definition to slay all the honeys.

Damn, look at the rig on that guy Aaron!

by THee slayer March 28, 2016

The Rig

Gordon “the rig” Fraser

Person A: What time is dinner?

Person B: 12:30, we can’t be late for The Rig

by Callum Fraser, Dafydd January 2, 2020

Heating up the rig

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.

Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.

by High Sausage December 6, 2024

Rig the Sig

To destroy a cigar, (sig).

49 faggots and one dune coon, rig the sig, pop the glock, and shoot more the moon.

by TheUrbanTroll March 10, 2022

The Oil Rig

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool July 16, 2007

The Oil Rig

The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.

I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend

by glassballs4u December 10, 2017

jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig

Jury rigging refers to makeshift repairs or temporary contrivances, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. Originally a nautical term, on sailing ships a jury rig is a replacement mast and yards improvised in case of damage or loss of the original mast. Jury-rig has been in use since 1788 but the adjectival use of "jury" in the sense of makeshift or temporary dates from at least 1616, when it appeared in John Smith's A Description of New England.

A false etymology is that "Jerry-rigged" was employed by World War II British troops to refer to the German use of scavenged parts to keep vehicles and weapons functional, from the use of "Jerry" as a pejorative term for German soldiers.

The jury-rigged (not jerry-rigged) contraption made do for now. (jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig)

by jahli October 17, 2011