The Queefs 

A sudden onset of a series of queefs, otherwise known as a release if air from the vaginal region, that may or may not render the sufferer immobile. Currently, there is no known cure.

Maggie had a case of the queefs while she was delivering her graduation speech.

The Queefs by Queef_queen23 November 2, 2014

Gaylord of the Queefs

Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.

Has AMAZING hair.

OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!

Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs

THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!

Gaylord of the Queefs by queen_laqueefa July 31, 2011

Cow queefs in the ass 

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.

Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.

Cow queefs in the ass by Kev Younger August 6, 2011

Order of the Queef 

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

Order of the Queef by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

The QUEEF Community 

A collection of tranny’s and gays who primarily communicate through group chat. Daily topics are shared and discussed which includes the likes of

(Dyke Farts, Marty and his Rhine Stone jeans, Farts in a Jar, Kerdy, Jon Debo, the sis-gender community, anal bleaching, and Teddy Anus.

Just talked to Charles, Samantha, and Brie on snap chat for about an hour about how to make money off of farting in jars! We really represent the queef community well when we’re all together!!

The QUEEF Community by Badger girl 317 March 19, 2022

bone smack the queef 

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

bone smack the queef by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018

The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.

My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.

The Queef Sage by THE American Dan February 19, 2026