A sudden onset of a series of queefs, otherwise known as a release if air from the vaginal region, that may or may not render the sufferer immobile. Currently, there is no known cure.
Maggie had a case of the queefs while she was delivering her graduation speech.
by Queef_queen23 November 3, 2014
a little bit of air that gets caught in a woman`s vagina sometimes it happens after you have intercourse it can also happen if you just have a god damn vagina and it is not something to be embarrasd about because even if your a girl and a virgin it can happen to you to it sometimes happens when you walk because of the space inbetween your legs
oh crap i just queefed. don`t worry its cute
by killer queef March 24, 2016
His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.
by npetrikov June 8, 2010
When the magical unicorn in women's vagina sneezes. Usually during sex.
"damn, Lucy can queef like an elephant!"
by playdoedoedoe February 18, 2017
Air expulged from vagina ; How to tell you are beating it up correctly.
If she didn't queef, you are lousy in the sack.
by Al' De'lewag December 24, 2006
A None Scented fart from ones Vaginal Area
Kim Kardashians Face, Expresses a Queef.
by Einstein Junior April 18, 2015
An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.
by LiberaceHudson September 23, 2017