The Piddo

Sex act combining wolfing (putting bollocks up the vagina) with squirelling (bollocks up the arse) but the Piddo means putting one bollock up each orifice . Requires scissor technique to master. Known as The Piddington or The Piddo for short.

i'm bored of wolfing... how about trying The Piddo

by Trodger August 24, 2011

The Piddles

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022

Tickle the Piddle

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.

Do you tickle the piddle often?

by The Legendary Donatella Icono June 11, 2023

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

by aenema August 16, 2003

piddle the skittle

The act of a woman rubbing her clit.

There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.

by supersab September 16, 2010