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The Patient 

The character that the My Chemical Romance album The Black Parade is centered around. He is battling a disease and when he dies, death comes to him in the form of a parade of people in black marching band outfits. This concept is based off of Gerard Way's belief that death comes to you in the form of your fondest memory.
The Patient sees death as a Black Parade.
The Patient by We're all dying March 9, 2009
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The Patient Soul 

Otherwise known as Exxistq, this soul is found in the depths of the void, and it prefers to be undisturbed.

When disturbed it will violently rip you apart limb from limb making you scream out in terror as it will hypnotize you into having died over and over again..
Do be careful young Traveler, The Patient Soul Lingers in the void.
The Patient Soul by Hayabusa5239 December 31, 2023

never was the patient type 

To be impatient. The desire to not want to wait for things to occur. A saying some would say, to never be a type of way.
I never was the patient type when it came to waiting in lines .

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.
my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
the cancer patient by olko March 30, 2009

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? 

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

The Patience of Job 

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.

The Carey Patented reverse hammerfuck 

When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories
We did the Carey patented reverse hammerfuck lastnight