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Dermatologist 

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.
Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes
Dermatologist by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

Dermatologist 

Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.
Dermatologist by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? 

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

Derpotologist 

An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.
Billy is a derpotologist
Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012

derpatologist 

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.
Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!
derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Dermatological Graffiti 

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.
Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.
Dermatological Graffiti by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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