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Dermatologist 

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.
Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes
Dermatologist by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

Dermatologist 

Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.
Dermatologist by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? 

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

Derpotologist 

An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.
Billy is a derpotologist
Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012

derpatologist 

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.
Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!
derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Dermatological Graffiti 

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.
Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.
Dermatological Graffiti by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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