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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
The Next One by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

On to the next one 

When you are trying to hook up with a girl and she isn't showing any interest so, you move on to the next one.
BRO(1): Bro, this girl taking this bate?!
BRO(2): Don't even trip Bro, on to the next one!

on to the next one 

when you're no longer stimulated/intrigued/pleased/interested/aroused and move on to the next one
Dexter was getting boring so I moved on to the next one
on to the next one by Melazzle April 11, 2010

On to the next one 

To move on to the next available, hot female whether in person or on video chat. On To The Next One (OTTN1) was a saying used originally by Charles Kast and Corey Rother, as they mac'd on chicks.
Britany_bunny69 : Omg my cam just broke sorry guys, holdon while I try to figure out whats wrong with it.

Gino : Man... WTF? OTTN1
Anthony : Wtf is OTTN1??
Mc : It's On to the next one fool!
Josh : I'm hungry

KPS
On to the next one by Chaz...izzle October 1, 2010

when it een one thing it's the next 

When one problem leads to another and you feel like the world is against you.
Crabman asked: "Bey when you ga fix this car?"
Troy said: "bey my starter just gone...when it een one thing it's the next!"

From one pussy to the next 

When a girl fingers herself and then cuddles with her cat.
I was horny and lonely so I went from one pussy to the next.

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest. 

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
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