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The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.
Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

The Montana Butcher 

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana
The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse 

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.
“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Hannah Montana 

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

The Tony Montana 

To ejaculate into your partner's nose when receiving oral pleasure.
She made me watch Jersey Shore last night so i gave her The Tony Montana
The Tony Montana by jackbaronguy October 7, 2013

The reverse Hannah Montana 

Wow did you watch the prestige. Christian Bale was doing the reverse Hannah Montana