Bale

n. A compressed brick of marijuana, usually ranging in weight from 10 to 40 pounds.*

Eddy just bought a bale from some stingy guy downtown. What, is he becoming a dealer now!?

by callinghome November 1, 2004

Bale

To grievously attack, either physically or verbally, a person or group of people to such a degree that they become speechless and wet their knickers.

In reference to Actor Christian Bale.
And his well known Bale-a-thon.

"If you don't stop making eyes at that dudes chick, he's gonna go Bale on your ass."

"Forget shock and awe, we need to Bale Iraq..."

by klimarac February 6, 2009

Bale

B.A.L.E.
To Bang And Leave Em .
Or To Bang And Leave

Tom - Hey Man What Ever Happend To That Chick You Were With ?
Frank - Nah Man She Was A Skee So i Had To Bale Her .

Example 2

Thug 1 - Damn That Bitch Is Lookin Good.
Thug 2 - Yea Man I Think Ima Bale Her

by Sikka Then Yo Average August 22, 2009

Bale

To overtake someone or something with blistering pace, having time to check your e-mails and taking a hot-dog before your opponent catches you up. He will instantly discover the Bartra mood.

In reference to the famous run of Gareth Bale in the Copa del Rey final against Barcelona to score the winning goal in the last minutes. He left Marca Bartra out of this planet

Carlo - Why is this Aston Martin broken down in the middle of the highway with the driver weirdly terryfied ?
Gareth - I just Baled 'em.

by sebvandri February 28, 2015

Bale

A weird guy in a bar named after Christian Bale in American Psycho

Go and talk to that guy

No he seems a bit of a Bale

by Literary man October 21, 2012

Bale

A grouping of Turtles.

Jacob: Hey Greg do you see that bale over there?
Greg: Yeah! That's a great looking group of turtles.

by MidnightSquirrel August 1, 2018

Bale

The worst operator in call of duty mw 2019

Taj: Rodion is the worst character ever
Bradley: Fuck off Rodion ain’t that bad look at Bale
Taj: Yeah true Bale sucks

by THEFINALCHAPTER July 18, 2020