the mitt

When warranted, the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from bare hand to facial cheek. The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).

"Ben really blew it last night. He was in the deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."

"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's just leave it at that."

the mitt by Bernard 2.0 March 31, 2012

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The Mitt

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

The Mitt by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

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The Mitt Romney

The Mitt Romney: (Verb)

1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.

2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."

Todd was excited to attempt the 'flying lotus' position he learned in the kama sutra but it quickly turned into 'The Mitt Romney' after he sweated all over me, slipped off the kitchen counter and twisted his ankle.

The Mitt Romney by the sunless tanner September 12, 2011

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The Mitt Romney

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

The Mitt Romney by RoyCoup November 14, 2012