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Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.
1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"
by T-Bottom August 27, 2009
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.
Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.
by BenitoMussoIini July 10, 2008
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the ultimately almighty God, who is leader of all good luck. worshipped by all loved ones. The greatest thing in life.
"We need to ask The Mittens, he can help us."
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