The Mentor
The Mentor by Nick E. October 25, 2006
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Gilding the Menorah
The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."
Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.
Gilding the Menorah by dien furer September 2, 2010
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Light the Menora
Light the Menora by StellaLuna Slithers July 30, 2011
Lighting the Menorah
To light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to fuck two chicks at the same time. Basically a threesome.
-Hello?
-Hey man
-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.
-Holy Shit dude.
-Hey man
-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.
-Holy Shit dude.
Lighting the Menorah by Shadow Fox November 18, 2010
The Dirty Menorah
While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.
Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.
Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
The Dirty Menorah by justplainnuts December 1, 2009
Mentok The Mind Taker
Character from the Adult swim show "Harver Birdman: Attorney at Law". Was a former enemy of Birdman, but is now a judge who often hears Birdman's cases.
He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.
He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.
During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.
He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.
He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.
During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.
1."You cannot stop Mentok the Mind Taker! Not while there's minds to be Men-taken!"-Mentok of Harvey Birdman: attorney at Law
Mentok The Mind Taker by Kyle Dent June 17, 2008
Mentos in the Coke
Mentos in the coke refers to something leading up to a bad thing. Like how if youre zooted out of your head for the first time, you might get addicted. Or how a single mentos can make a coke bottle blow up.
"I'm afraid if I take this drug, it might be the mentos in the coke and I go down a very dark path. "
Mentos in the Coke by angelentity768 November 30, 2020
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