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slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

The Long Game 

The gratuitously long yet rewarding journey of courting a woman into becoming your girlfriend.
Coleman played the Long Game in order to win the heart of Katherine and make her, his girlfriend.
The Long Game by Dr. Hambone April 27, 2015

The London Classic 

Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.
Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm

In The Long Run 

In The Long Run - the longevity or life span

Of a person , place , thing or Gig .
In The Long Run that 5 year stint at

That part time job wasn't worth the effort
As the pay was crap and had no ambition to be the store manager.

In The Long Run that rust bucket he bought

10 years ago cost him more in repairs

In The Long Run he got his nut messing with that 304 but she put him on child support

In The Long Run after she couldn't collect child support anymore she kicked that kid out of the house

In The Long Run after he achieved his GED and commercial driver's license

He went and made something of himself.

In The Long Run after she started dieting and exercising she went from 322 lbs to 104 lbs
In The Long Run by Blu_leef March 26, 2023

play the lone hand 

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.
Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

i fuck with you the long way 

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100