The Kidno

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The act of using a vacuuming device for sexual pleasures; either anal, vaginal or oral and quite commonly known to cause kidney failure.

Isaac said to Nikki "Last weekend me and our foreign exchange student, Hu Flung Dung, enjoyed doing the Kidno whilst playing checkers and watching the Star Wars Trilogy."

The Kidno by kndofuhoweufhpw9euh September 10, 2008

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Hip with the Kiddos

A term used by members of the younger generation to describe someone as in-touch or trendy.

Also can be used by an older person to describe themselves, though usually incorrectly.

My teacher tries to be hip with the kiddos, but nobody ever gets his 80s romcom references.

Hip with the Kiddos by Emery.0 October 2, 2018

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The Kiddo Koaltion

A Coalition based upon justice for those who have none but deserve it from counter-racism, strict conservative moral systems and the creators of the Ingtonlish or Kiddoton dialect.

I was amazed at the power of The Kiddo Koaltion.

The Kiddo Koaltion by Head Ington May 3, 2010

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The Kidnapper

Farting in a rag and putting it over someones face.

Kevin was known for applying The Kidnapper to his friends by farting in a rag and covering there face till they..........Well, you get the rest.

The Kidnapper by The Kidnapper November 5, 2006

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The Kidney Buster

when you fuck a girl mad hard it bruises there kidneys

hey delgado what did you do yesterday? i gave a girl the kidney buster.

The Kidney Buster by Jonny Ganja May 1, 2006

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Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone by mike potter September 25, 2005

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alan the kidney tickler guzman

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft

Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night

alan the kidney tickler guzman by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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