The Kidno

The act of using a vacuuming device for sexual pleasures; either anal, vaginal or oral and quite commonly known to cause kidney failure.

Isaac said to Nikki "Last weekend me and our foreign exchange student, Hu Flung Dung, enjoyed doing the Kidno whilst playing checkers and watching the Star Wars Trilogy."

by kndofuhoweufhpw9euh September 10, 2008

Hip with the Kiddos

A term used by members of the younger generation to describe someone as in-touch or trendy.

Also can be used by an older person to describe themselves, though usually incorrectly.

My teacher tries to be hip with the kiddos, but nobody ever gets his 80s romcom references.

by Emery.0 October 2, 2018

The Kiddo Koaltion

A Coalition based upon justice for those who have none but deserve it from counter-racism, strict conservative moral systems and the creators of the Ingtonlish or Kiddoton dialect.

I was amazed at the power of The Kiddo Koaltion.

by Head Ington May 3, 2010

The Kidnapper

Farting in a rag and putting it over someones face.

Kevin was known for applying The Kidnapper to his friends by farting in a rag and covering there face till they..........Well, you get the rest.

by The Kidnapper November 5, 2006

The Kidney Buster

when you fuck a girl mad hard it bruises there kidneys

hey delgado what did you do yesterday? i gave a girl the kidney buster.

by Jonny Ganja May 1, 2006

Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

by mike potter September 25, 2005

alan the kidney tickler guzman

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft

Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020